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I have nightly visitations from a primordial entity going only by "The Banana Man". He has been enticing me into eating his bananas. I am afraid that I am not mentallty resilient enough to resist the bananaic temptations.
 
 
I want to be banana. I want to banana all the time. Tally Hall has been mentally encouraging me to do so. But is there a downside? Is the "Banana Man" a friend or foe? Is he a kike?
 
 
I will discuss more with him. Wish me good luck bros.

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