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Consoom capeshite ice cream. (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +32Score on mirror )
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MinisterConsumer on scored.co
1 year ago 21 points (+0 / -0 / +21Score on mirror ) 1 child
A man finding pleasure in something simple, what’s wrong with him?
deleted 1 year ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 2 children
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Fabius on scored.co
1 year ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror )
Women hate it when men are happy, especially in the company of other men.

Women are absolutely incapable of just relaxing with other women and having a laugh. Listen to what women talk about when they're together, and then compare that to what men talk about.

This is why I was fully against women "gamers" that started appearing around 15 years ago. It totally changed the online dynamic. Whenever women appear, the simps come out and start white knighting. Where once those little faggots would be bullied into becoming men, now they're free to remain little bitches.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 2 children
Th' woman here is probably a massive hypocrite, but I have to agree with her, ice cream and Cape shite is man childish and consoomy.

Watch my animation!

https://youtube.com/shorts/rstq6HC_qHQ
Fabius on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Sounds like the dude was just trying to have a bit of fun. It would be better if he had kids. Kids love that type of shit, and it's fun to be able act silly with your kids like that.
WhatWouldMountainDew on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Exactly, he works an honest living and probably saw those Adam West era Batman ice cream bars and thought they were funny. They'll eat them (just like they will those other ice cream bars) and move on with life. And honestly, Adam West's Batman is more campy than it is capeshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paXZvuKgi4

Edit: don't want to forget about this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nri3o0KFg-8
Fabius on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Yeah, I do all sorts of dumb shit I would never do if I didn't have kids. I play pokemon go ffs because my kid loves pokemon. We have a great time and I get to act like a kid again. It's very wholesome.
BlackPillBot on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
We all agree, but that not her beef with it. She’s a normy whore.
TakenusernameA on scored.co
1 year ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 1 child
>man is happy

>woman is immediately jealous

Modern women need to be beaten. Perhaps unironically.
JohnTorrington on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yep. A good husband should bitchslap his wife anytime she acts too stupid.
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
i wouldn't put anything cape-shit themed in my mouth, dangerous levels of soy and infantilism
BlackPillBot on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
I doubt it’s even real ice cream. It rarely is anymore.
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
most ice-cream nowadays is just sugar and soy (lechitin) sometimes they put some corn syrup in there too to make sure you're fully faggotized

if you want proper ice-cream **just make it yourself**

i throw greek yogurt (10% fat) into the blender, add Ice, honey, blackberries/blueberries, spearmint , a few crystals of mastica (for minty flavor) and a tinge of Xanthan gum for consistency

blend it all together and bam you got home-made Ice-cream with ZERO ZOGGERY

though if you really don't feel like working or don't have a blender

there are high-end Italian resturants who make ice-cream themselves and the main ingredient is... cream
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
Greek yogurt? I told your idea to my mommy dragon, and she says using yogurt is wrong, and that cream is what you should use.

Anyway, Watch my animation!

https://youtube.com/shorts/rstq6HC_qHQ
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
>I told your idea to my mommy dragon

you have no idea how hard i *cringed* reading that

as for the recipe, you can al ways use heavy cream but it works either way, if you don't have cream, just add some chunks of butter

ice-cream is just frozen fat, sugar and fruit so it really doesn't matter what kind of ingredients you use, i just use the best ingredients nutrient-wise (high fat, high protein)
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Put cream sugar and vanilla inside a Ziploc bag. Then Put it inside a larger ziplock bag full of ice. Add half cup of salt to the ice. Ziplock the big bag with ice salt and smaller ziplock. Shake. The ice reacts with salt and gets even colder. The cream freezes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Z2RvamDMU
deleted 1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
If it makes you feel any better, since it Is a story online, it could be a joke post, and not an actual thing that happened irl.

Anyway, Watch my animation!

https://youtube.com/shorts/rstq6HC_qHQ
throwawayjacks on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
My husband when he sees his favorite food truck from his old work. He actually tried to follow it one time when we were trying to get somewhere. I will admit that their burgers are really good.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
That sounds very wholesome!

It also sounds a bit consoomy, but oh well, everyone is consoomy at times, I suppose.

Can you watch my animation? I need 3 or 4 more views.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rstq6HC_qHQ
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LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Anyway, Watch my animation!

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