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steele2 on scored.co
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# FUN-FACT : Most israeli kikes are highly alergic to the ancient olive tree pollen that palestine is known for.
# That's right - Ashkenazis must take massive doses of antihistamines because their "pRoMiSeD LaNd" attacks their immune systems because ((( they ))) don't belong there.
To be fair, the extent of olive pollen among most people is that it just makes your nose a bit stuffy, same as every other pollen. I don't have a pollen reaction, but I know people who do, and I live in spain, which obviously has many olive trees everywhere and Spaniards are certainly well acquainted with the trees. It's just the physical property of pollen that makes people sneeze.
That being said, what makes jews particularly different is that they fucking burn from olive pollen. Jews get skin lesions and hives from olive pollen.
New jewishness test just dropped. Well, we must consider just how often olives and olive oil appear in the Bible. In fact, olives are probably the most symbolic fruit used in the entire text, and positively symbolic at that (that being holy). So it makes sense that the olive trees hate jews.
Let's just go ahead and add olives alongside milk to the things that jews biologically can't enjoy. 70% of jews melt when they touch olive pollen, a similar amount cannot digest milk. I'm feeling hungry right now, maybe I should have some bread with some locally produced olive oil from trees that don't make me break out in hives. Maybe I'll have a glass of milk that doesn't give me dysentery alongside it. I love not being a curly haired greasy fucking yid. I love having a genotype that isn't trying to implode every single day.
Furthermore, I consider that Israel must be destroyed
# That's right - Ashkenazis must take massive doses of antihistamines because their "pRoMiSeD LaNd" attacks their immune systems because ((( they ))) don't belong there.
Gene Pool's closed, due to Tay-Sachs!
I mean if they are vampires... The latter *would* make sense
https://azlawns.com/olivetrees/
That being said, what makes jews particularly different is that they fucking burn from olive pollen. Jews get skin lesions and hives from olive pollen.
New jewishness test just dropped. Well, we must consider just how often olives and olive oil appear in the Bible. In fact, olives are probably the most symbolic fruit used in the entire text, and positively symbolic at that (that being holy). So it makes sense that the olive trees hate jews.
Let's just go ahead and add olives alongside milk to the things that jews biologically can't enjoy. 70% of jews melt when they touch olive pollen, a similar amount cannot digest milk. I'm feeling hungry right now, maybe I should have some bread with some locally produced olive oil from trees that don't make me break out in hives. Maybe I'll have a glass of milk that doesn't give me dysentery alongside it. I love not being a curly haired greasy fucking yid. I love having a genotype that isn't trying to implode every single day.
Furthermore, I consider that Israel must be destroyed