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posted 11 hours ago by PillarOfWisdom on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +41Score on mirror )
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steele2 on scored.co
10 hours ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 4 children
# FUN-FACT : Most israeli kikes are highly alergic to the ancient olive tree pollen that palestine is known for.

# That's right - Ashkenazis must take massive doses of antihistamines because their "pRoMiSeD LaNd" attacks their immune systems because ((( they ))) don't belong there.


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Mellop on scored.co
9 hours ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
No surprise, given that Ashkenazi jews may well be the most inbred cousin-fuckers around.

Gene Pool's closed, due to Tay-Sachs!
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
10 hours ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
Land of milk and honey? Make them lactose intolerant!
GloboHomoErectus on scored.co
8 hours ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Antihistamines lower your testosterone as well.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
6 hours ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 3 children
How the FUCK could anyone be allergic to OLIVE pollen? That's like being allergic to honey or the fuckin sun

I mean if they are vampires... The latter *would* make sense
devotech2 on scored.co
2 hours ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
To be fair, the extent of olive pollen among most people is that it just makes your nose a bit stuffy, same as every other pollen. I don't have a pollen reaction, but I know people who do, and I live in spain, which obviously has many olive trees everywhere and Spaniards are certainly well acquainted with the trees. It's just the physical property of pollen that makes people sneeze.

That being said, what makes jews particularly different is that they fucking burn from olive pollen. Jews get skin lesions and hives from olive pollen.

New jewishness test just dropped. Well, we must consider just how often olives and olive oil appear in the Bible. In fact, olives are probably the most symbolic fruit used in the entire text, and positively symbolic at that (that being holy). So it makes sense that the olive trees hate jews.

Let's just go ahead and add olives alongside milk to the things that jews biologically can't enjoy. 70% of jews melt when they touch olive pollen, a similar amount cannot digest milk. I'm feeling hungry right now, maybe I should have some bread with some locally produced olive oil from trees that don't make me break out in hives. Maybe I'll have a glass of milk that doesn't give me dysentery alongside it. I love not being a curly haired greasy fucking yid. I love having a genotype that isn't trying to implode every single day.

Furthermore, I consider that Israel must be destroyed
steele2 on scored.co
6 hours ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Olive pollen burns the jew like splashing holy water on the jew.
BlueDrache on scored.co
2 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Honestly, there's places in AZ that has forbidden the planting of olive trees by ordinance due to allergies.

https://azlawns.com/olivetrees/
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crashdaddy on scored.co
11 hours ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror )
"They killed my grandmother with an olive-pitting machine!"

"She's sitting right next to you."

"Well, she escaped."
BlueDrache on scored.co
10 hours ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
Yes, they are schizophrenic from the inbreeding.
derjudenjager on scored.co
8 hours ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
Oy vey. The evil nazis shoved olives up my ass while they tortured me with the masterbation machine while applying zyklon inside the gas chamber. Some how it didn’t work. I remember them speaking in german about it but i don’t speak german so thats how i escaped by hiding diamonds in my asshole after the masterbation machine torture was completed and the Germans ran out of gas.
USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
8 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
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PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
11 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Here's the video. <2minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bAm9VY0XFU
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
10 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
It's because that pile of identical purported wedding rings they always show a picture of are actually just a bunch of plumbing olives (fasteners for pipes).
covok48 on scored.co
6 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Weren’t olives grown, in like, the Levant?
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
6 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
That's the point

Olives were always part of their diet, so it makes zero sense for them to be allergic to its pollen

That is... Unless they're not even real jews...
BlueDrache on scored.co
2 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )


Dun ... dun ... duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
greenspotbikes on scored.co
5 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Olive oil is antiseptic or is it antisemitic.
detransthrowaway on scored.co
11 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
blud fell for the parody account?? she was terrified of olives because of a childhood false memory involving her dead grandfather, not the holocaust.
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