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# FUN-FACT : Most israeli kikes are highly alergic to the ancient olive tree pollen that palestine is known for.
# That's right - Ashkenazis must take massive doses of antihistamines because their "pRoMiSeD LaNd" attacks their immune systems because ((( they ))) don't belong there.
Oy vey. The evil nazis shoved olives up my ass while they tortured me with the masterbation machine while applying zyklon inside the gas chamber. Some how it didn’t work. I remember them speaking in german about it but i don’t speak german so thats how i escaped by hiding diamonds in my asshole after the masterbation machine torture was completed and the Germans ran out of gas.
It's because that pile of identical purported wedding rings they always show a picture of are actually just a bunch of plumbing olives (fasteners for pipes).
"She's sitting right next to you."
"Well, she escaped."