New here?
Create an account to submit posts, participate in discussions and chat with people.
Sign up
I've been a city dweller my entire life but want to permanently escape to the countryside Uncle Ted style. Zero experience with rural living or self sufficiency.

Want to start off by buying really cheap (sub $100k) land/ house in either Appalachia or Ozarks. Specifically looking at Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, West Virginia.

Can you guys give me advice on what I should look for in land/ housing so I don't get fucked over?
You must log in or sign up to comment
7 comments:
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
6 hours ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Those are four good states to look

So you want to know the topography of the land. Lots of good priced land is very steep slope. Look for building sites or areas of flat land you can garden.

You want to look up maps of wells in the area. I forget the website but there is a site that shows how deep people had to drill to hit water or if they could hit water at all

You want to be far away from data centers.

The place has to scare away Democrats and jews.

Will you still need work and a career or are you retired? Because if you need work then some places there's no damn work out there in the middle of nowhere.

Consider the soil. Some places the soil is so rocky you can't even dig without a jack hammer. Will be hard to grow food and till if the land has wrong type of soil and terrain

How much are you willing to give up convenience? How far are you willing to live from the nearest grocery store or hardware store?

steele2 on scored.co
4 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Ensure you know the internet speed and how reliable it is, especially if you're relying on it to work from home.

Similarly, have a plan to be self sufficient during power and water interruptions.

[If you're trying to save money, consider buying, cleaning and filling at least one 52 gallon / 200 liter second-hand pickle container. Store it out of the sun and forget about it. When needed, chlorinate the entire container.]( https://i.imgur.com/ymC2d2D.jpeg)

A box of unscented baby wipes will be a handy emergency item if your water supply is interrupted. These are what the military, hospitals and age care facilities used to "sponge-bathe".

It's not difficult to safely adapt a cable to connect a large bbq LPG gas tank to a small portable camping-style cooker so it'll last for a year. 'Might be useful during the early days when you're establishing and renovating the house.

Ensure you have plenty of medical supplies that are unwrapped and ready to use if you're injured and only have one hand free. Especially important if you're living alone. Put all the supplies in a grocery bag so it can be tipped up in a rush, rather than trying to struggle open lids or first-aid kit zippers with one hand.

Ensure you have a thermal sleeping bag, just in case it's needed in an emergency in winter.

Check if the property has a well, or if you're allowed to dig one if not.

Have dinner at the local pub and ask the locals questions. Tip the waitress and ask her what the area is like that you're considering.

Sherbertbert on scored.co
5 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Go shoot at some food, you might hit some bubblin crude
detransthrowaway on scored.co
5 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
WV has cheap land for days.
PM-Melania-feet-pics on scored.co
3 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Look out for GMO ticks
DailyWhitePills on scored.co
2 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
(1) consider ag land (allows one dwelling unit and several other structures such as garage/shed/etc

(2) there are ag/residential dual use lots as well

(3) if ag isn’t your thing consider recreation land (also has residential dual purpose)

(4) avoid undeveloped land unless you’re really committed and want the “I did this with my bare hands” level of satisfaction (plus it costs a lot and takes a long time)

(5) Try not to be more than an hour away from the nearest resource pit

(6) try to survey the area if you can (flood zones, bugs, bad soil, druggies, etc - not just the lot but the entire area - talk to people - get the inside scoop)

(7) make sure you’re looking at things from a longish time horizon - eg add as much value to the land asap and if you end up needing to bail make sure you have a decent chance at flipping the property

(8) consider creative/owner financing (avoid traditional purchases if possible)

(9) have fun

Take all this advice from someone who lives in a city and plays video games and has not done any of the aforementioned but has looked into it extensively and is probably going to do it eventually (just need to save up)

Good luck and Godspeed!
CharcoalWyrm on scored.co
2 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Some of these things might be obvious to some. This Amish guy repeats himself bordering on AI, but I thought this video was worthwhile to review. [21:07]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LNIbJvQ6Pc
Toast message