Was in Canada with my uncle. He told me the city has had several overpasses damaged by trucks smashing into them and wonders why this is happening. I tell him the obvious answer - indian truck drivers.
All the sudden he looks at me and in the deepest, most demonic voice says "you better shut the fuck up if you know what's good for ya". Then reverts back to a completely normal tone and changes the subject entirely.
I mean I don't have guns, and I don't need one. Yet. I do have however 2 swords and 6 machetes. And if someone would decide to break in, I'd kill him and bury him in the yard. Nobody would look for him at my place.
MAYBE I could tell the government it was an act of self-defence, but why have that risk? Especially if it's some brand of subhuman. Some fucked judge is enough to ruin my life because muh' excessive force or whatever. So what he ended up in pieces of subhuman cubes?