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I'm in what seems to be the bicycle epicenter. There's a 50+ mile stretch of former railroad tracks that has been converted to a bike and walking trail and the 65 mph highway (single lane each way) runs directly next to it. These motherfuckers will literally ride their bikes in the road on the highway when there's a parallel bike path 100 ft away. They will come onto my 55 mph country road with no shoulder and tons of blind hills and ride their bikes at 20 mph and ride side by side with their buttbuddies.

I almost saw an insane crash on the above mentioned highway last week. There was a motorcycle faggot passing cars on the shoulder and just generally being a dick. Well, after he passed me, he did it again to the car in front of me, but didn't see the bicycle faggot on the shoulder riding in the wrong direction against traffic. He was literally a mere couple feet from being a two for one motorcycle-bicycle head-on crash at 90ish mph.

Yeah, okay fine I guess, but in the context of the video, the cyclist isn't in the middle of the only road there.

Which is why it's a retarded video.

diet is 90% of weight control

biking is dangerous unless you have bike only lanes and even then a crash is still dangerous. there are plenty of other activities that don't get you maimed.

biking consumes laughably low calories

Riding a bicycle doesn't make you a cyclist in my mind. I did the same for weeks recently when my car broke down.

No, cyclists are the anemic, spandex wearing, shaved legs, flaming neon helmet utter faggots toddling about on a bike that costs more than your average car, carrying themselves as though the laws of reality are nothing to them, let alone the laws of the road.

You dont have to exercise to remain a healthy weight, its 90% diet anyways.

Not saying it’s bad to exercise, but the problem is the food.

I find it weird that America has some of the widest roads in the world, yet is one of few countries that mix fast traffic (cars) with slow traffic (bicycles) on the same roads which are built like highways. Segregating modes of transport is just as important as segregating races.

I'm in a city with an extremely snooty "bicycle culture," where a disproportionate number of the insufferables described are the ones on the bikes, and there are a ton of them.

I spend all day urban driving for work, and I can not understate how they are the *bane* of my existence.