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I'm in what seems to be the bicycle epicenter. There's a 50+ mile stretch of former railroad tracks that has been converted to a bike and walking trail and the 65 mph highway (single lane each way) runs directly next to it. These motherfuckers will literally ride their bikes in the road on the highway when there's a parallel bike path 100 ft away. They will come onto my 55 mph country road with no shoulder and tons of blind hills and ride their bikes at 20 mph and ride side by side with their buttbuddies.

I almost saw an insane crash on the above mentioned highway last week. There was a motorcycle faggot passing cars on the shoulder and just generally being a dick. Well, after he passed me, he did it again to the car in front of me, but didn't see the bicycle faggot on the shoulder riding in the wrong direction against traffic. He was literally a mere couple feet from being a two for one motorcycle-bicycle head-on crash at 90ish mph.