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posted 1 year ago by derjudenjager on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +54Score on mirror )
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MelatoninDreams on scored.co
1 year ago 20 points (+0 / -0 / +20Score on mirror ) 2 children
Most of that is just going to melt into cold, flat sugar water.

Most people are happy with getting a deal. Jews are happy with getting a deal if they think they are screwing over the other person in the process.

It's how they deal with God. They have all sorts of loopholes around doing stuff on the Sabbath. They like thinking they are "tricking" God. On Fridays during Lent, some Christians abstain from eating meat. So we have fish frys in the church basement. Jews would do something like go eat whale meat and claim it qualifies as a culinary fish.
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devotech2 on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
It's been a thing to eat fish during lent since medieval ages. The catholic rule is for the flesh of warm blooded animals. So that means birds and mammals are off the table, but fish and technically reptiles aren't. So you could eat a fish or a crocodile just aa well during lent, as a catholic, and be good to go. You're following the rules of catholic lent.

Orthodox lent forbids eating meat from an animal with a backbone. So fish and and land animals are off the table. But orthodoxy allows you to eat shellfish and mollusks just as well. Although a lot of orthodox forego any meat at all.
BringTheCat789 on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Jews in that scenario would probably eat duck and claim it's a culinary fish. They may even start to eat chicken, claiming it's a close enough proxy to duck.

Or, more analogous, Jews in that scenario would pre-cook their steak dinner the night before and claim "eating" is the full act of both cooking+consuming, so if they aren't cooking it that day, it is not considered eating. If they forgot, they would hire a white guy to cook it for them.
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 19 points (+0 / -0 / +19Score on mirror )
his evil goblin grin tells me everything

its in their genes...
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Delon on scored.co
1 year ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror )
no they don't start them on anything. This is genetic. This is nature.
CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Ignoring the fact that it would be melted before you drink it, how would you even get that under the machine? What, did they funnel that slop?
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ScallionPancake on scored.co
1 year ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
He doesn’t care that it’s going to melt, He’s happy because he was able to trick somebody and steal.
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Tap_isarealboy on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I would have turned his diabetic ass away because that doesn't qualify as a cup.
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