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1 year ago27 points(+0/-0/+27Score on mirror)3 children
Flat earth is psyop to make other conspiracy theorists look retarded. It's so damn effective because idiots love eating their time correcting the trolls. The real researchers also stop researching real conspiracies and fall for troll bait.
1 year ago12 points(+0/-0/+12Score on mirror)1 child
When Israel got attacked last time the flat earth posts disappeared from /pol/ along with dancing fag pastors, BBC/cuck shit and anti-Christian threads in general.
1 year ago2 points(+0/-0/+2Score on mirror)1 child
Flat earth was an operation created and executed under DARPA. They where mapping how information spreads threw communication networks. The earth is not flat. But definitely lying about it’s shape.
1 year ago1 point(+0/-0/+1Score on mirror)2 children
This may shock you but most conspiracy theorists are *actually* retarded.
If conspiracy theorists were not retarded it would be significantly harder to tie flat earth to them. It's the fact that the vast majority of that "community" are utterly uneducated, largely uncurious gullible fat shits that makes it so easy. Look at how *easily* Q took control of a huge swath if MAGA. We all know Q was a psyop. That doesn't change the fact that to many it's real in their heads!
Example: People seriously believe HAARP is a weather control device. Sometimes when these ideas percolate they originate from some government document or a study or just theorycrafting by the people responsible, something like that. HAARP being weather control was actually invented entirely out of thin air by Michel Chossudovsky to sell a book.
He just said it. That was all it took. All of the "explaining" came after the fact and still nobody satisfied all his made-up shit... atmospheric heating can trigger storms? Okay, that's not perfect but it's at least in the CEP. But he also said it could create earthquakes. Atmospheric heating isn't triggering earthquakes. So everyone just kind of ignored that part because it's clearly dumb.
Conspiracy theory is supposed to be rooted in the idea of skepticism and questioning everything but all you need is to write some gay shit and it's automatically real? In truth conspiracy theory is about seeking an intentional narrative of vast spooky plots of comic book evil so as long as you make up some shit to that effect, that crowd will just believe it.
So yeah I 100% believe flat earthers are real, it basically was the natural end state. *However, I also think many of these stupid ideas are seeded by governments specifically to exploit stupid people*. They do it and wait for it to take upon a life of its own. That doesn't mean the True Believers don't exist. There's also a lot of bad actors willing to push bullshit to make money. Selling conspiracy books and website clicks is big business.
Turning around every time the community looks foolish and claiming that nobody actually believes it doesn't really work because everybody else can see that they clearly do.
...
I used to really like Coast To Coast AM because it featured the dumbest people on the planet saying the funniest shit you've ever heard. I still remember a Bigfoot hunter with a story about how he found Bigfoot but couldn't photograph him because "as you know, Bigfoot is an extra dimensional creature that can bend light".
I don't think that guy believed his bullshit. I think he knows *other people* will and will buy his book.
1 year ago4 points(+0/-0/+4Score on mirror)2 children
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after they swore up and down that cigarettes didn't cause lung cancer?
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after they tried to push an absurd steady state theory of the universe, because the Big Bang theory hurt their anti-theistic feefees?
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after they flopped from "the earth is cooling" back in the 70s to "the earth is warming" in the 90s to "the climate is changing, but we still need lots of money!" in the current year?
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after even the most modest examination of their works found that most "scientific studies" were never replicated, and that most cannot be replicated?
Notice everything you listed was people with legitimacy and educations and reputations spending significant time and money going through proper methods of questioning and validating evidence and doing studies and lots of math and research and backing up and defending their conclusions when questioned...
... And not obese GED holding truck drivers just inventing faggotry on the internet and using "call everyone a fed kike shill and block them" when questioned, and whose "evidence" literally just came from 4chan posts and insane websites called "911PATRIOTTRUTHHEALTHNEWS.biz" that are all written by anonymous idiots.
I am prepared to put faith in any conspiracy theory that actually comes with real, proper evidence, from people with actual merit, that can actually "show the math". Sometimes that math is literally actual math.
If you think HAARP can control the weather then build a model and do the math and prove it. If a scientist can build it decades ago then another scientist should be able to replicate the work.
What do we get instead?
Some greasy dago filmmakers claiming the lunar lander was a fake prop because "it looks like scotch tape".
We get sad fuckups squinting at pixels on the internet and relying on "muh gut" who then try to claim they're compatriots with people who have actually put themselves at risk to get actual truth out there. That's pathetic. You are not Edward Snowden. You never will be.
I'm sure it's thrilling to leave the United States to go live in a total dump like Russia (and yes, Russia *is* a fucking dump) for the rest of your life all for the purposes of... what, exactly? He was "allowed" to whistleblow?
To what end? You don't goddamn know, you just know to repeat the words and programmed phrases, beep boop MKULTRA bot.
Most of your conspiracy material is either stuff you don't "really" believe (meaning, you'd be shooting senators at this point, because the crimes you allege are so heinously evil they long crossed 'the line') or they're just harmless, irrelevant hobbyist wankfuel that will never matter in any timeline (like was the moon landing fake? Who gives a fuck, what vindication do you ever think you'll get for that?).
"If a tree falls in a forest". Some random nobody on the internet believing Santa Claus is real is not going to actually matter.
And don't try to play that game where you try to tie legitimacy of schizo shit to the *real* conspiracies that actually have evidence and documentation and mainstream acknowledgement. That's a trick, we all know it. "But but but Covid shots were dangerous, therefore black helicopters machine-gunned the Vegas concert from the sky!" Boooooring.
Don't try to play that game where you smear legitimate conspiracies with dumb schizo shit. That is exactly why the CIA manufactured the term conspiracy theory. 9/11 was done by Mossad and then used to justify invading Iraq. That is a trillion dollar misdirection.
OY VEY, THE CIA MESHUGGUNAHS ARE PERSECUTING US AGAIN! OOFTA ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH!
That's how you sound when you whine and cry with this stupid copy-pasted drivel about how the CIA 'invented the term to discredit you'. Like a bunch of whining jews you'll be whining about this for 2,000 fucking years.
1) If you are so triggered by the term, maybe you should stop calling yourselves conspiracy theorists? You literally congregate in conspiracy forums with "CONSPIRACY" in the fucking name.
2) CIA didn't coin the term, and no, your single page excerpt from the Warren Commission didn't say fuck-all about some kind of 'smear campaign'. You invented that because you kvetching jews actually love this feeling of being persecuted. It's why you invent a conspiracy for *everything*, your entire life is a bizarre Tom Clancy fanfic self-insert.
3) According to you it was 'invented' by the CIA, as I said, in the Warren Commission, which was investigating the JFK assassination. How the fuck does that term 'discredit' you over a conspiracy that everybody believes is a conspiracy?
# *Everybody* believes the JFK assassination was a conspiracy. It's literally in every single pop culture reference imaginable. Family Guy. Simpsons. Men In Black.
The **TERM** doesn't discredit you. It never has.
It's because people can actually see you write your thoughts out.
They can watch your videos and view your photoshops.
They can read your posts.
They can see your personality.
They can watch your reactions to reasonable questions.
And they literally all conclude that you're insufferable, worthless idiots, completely incapable of even defending your own theories that you've pissed away half your life memorizing every worthless made-up 'fact' about. All you ever do is scream.
This is what discredits you and you're too much of an idiot to realize it.
And at the same time, you're baffled as to why nobody cares. Guess what buddy! Nobody will ever care. And even if they cared it will never matter. There's no world where any of you will **EVER** have power, and even if you did, what the fuck are you going to do, huh?
Who exactly are you going to charge for a crime for "Faking The Moon Landing"? Are you going to dig up Neil Armstrong's skeleton and take a shit on it?
What about Sandy Hook? If Sandy Hook was fake, then what it amounted to was a stage play aired on the news. Nobody was hurt. It was all fake. Right? Is 'fooling people' a crime? They didn't even TERK MER GERNZ like you all claimed they would.
You're wasting your life on shit that doesn't fucking matter, and if you can't figure that out after 60 years of accomplishing genuinely NOTHING OF VALUE related to conspiracies, well literally go to actual Hell, because who the fuck needs some total clown who falls for the gayest fakest dumbest shit on the planet? The only people who 'need' you are your Mutual Emotional Support Clowns, where you all share a collective unspoken agreement to always give out hugs and handjobs to each other in order to keep your sad dreams of being some sort of government-threatening superagent badass alive, while in reality time passes and you're actually a fat old sad failed man living in a shitty trailer whose kids don't even call on Christmas anymore. Oooooh yeah the CIA is *real* scared of all the *fuck all* you're gonna do.
**FUN FACT 849 : Flat Earthers are mostly FAKE ACCOUNTS! (Meant to kookify a Free Speech social site)**
https://communities.win/c/ConsumeProduct/p/15HIOiwfyM/x/c/4OVzEYYC0Zx
see?
If conspiracy theorists were not retarded it would be significantly harder to tie flat earth to them. It's the fact that the vast majority of that "community" are utterly uneducated, largely uncurious gullible fat shits that makes it so easy. Look at how *easily* Q took control of a huge swath if MAGA. We all know Q was a psyop. That doesn't change the fact that to many it's real in their heads!
Example: People seriously believe HAARP is a weather control device. Sometimes when these ideas percolate they originate from some government document or a study or just theorycrafting by the people responsible, something like that. HAARP being weather control was actually invented entirely out of thin air by Michel Chossudovsky to sell a book.
He just said it. That was all it took. All of the "explaining" came after the fact and still nobody satisfied all his made-up shit... atmospheric heating can trigger storms? Okay, that's not perfect but it's at least in the CEP. But he also said it could create earthquakes. Atmospheric heating isn't triggering earthquakes. So everyone just kind of ignored that part because it's clearly dumb.
Conspiracy theory is supposed to be rooted in the idea of skepticism and questioning everything but all you need is to write some gay shit and it's automatically real? In truth conspiracy theory is about seeking an intentional narrative of vast spooky plots of comic book evil so as long as you make up some shit to that effect, that crowd will just believe it.
So yeah I 100% believe flat earthers are real, it basically was the natural end state. *However, I also think many of these stupid ideas are seeded by governments specifically to exploit stupid people*. They do it and wait for it to take upon a life of its own. That doesn't mean the True Believers don't exist. There's also a lot of bad actors willing to push bullshit to make money. Selling conspiracy books and website clicks is big business.
Turning around every time the community looks foolish and claiming that nobody actually believes it doesn't really work because everybody else can see that they clearly do.
...
I used to really like Coast To Coast AM because it featured the dumbest people on the planet saying the funniest shit you've ever heard. I still remember a Bigfoot hunter with a story about how he found Bigfoot but couldn't photograph him because "as you know, Bigfoot is an extra dimensional creature that can bend light".
I don't think that guy believed his bullshit. I think he knows *other people* will and will buy his book.
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after they tried to push an absurd steady state theory of the universe, because the Big Bang theory hurt their anti-theistic feefees?
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after they flopped from "the earth is cooling" back in the 70s to "the earth is warming" in the 90s to "the climate is changing, but we still need lots of money!" in the current year?
Retarded like the people who believe scientists after even the most modest examination of their works found that most "scientific studies" were never replicated, and that most cannot be replicated?
Notice everything you listed was people with legitimacy and educations and reputations spending significant time and money going through proper methods of questioning and validating evidence and doing studies and lots of math and research and backing up and defending their conclusions when questioned...
... And not obese GED holding truck drivers just inventing faggotry on the internet and using "call everyone a fed kike shill and block them" when questioned, and whose "evidence" literally just came from 4chan posts and insane websites called "911PATRIOTTRUTHHEALTHNEWS.biz" that are all written by anonymous idiots.
I am prepared to put faith in any conspiracy theory that actually comes with real, proper evidence, from people with actual merit, that can actually "show the math". Sometimes that math is literally actual math.
If you think HAARP can control the weather then build a model and do the math and prove it. If a scientist can build it decades ago then another scientist should be able to replicate the work.
What do we get instead?
Some greasy dago filmmakers claiming the lunar lander was a fake prop because "it looks like scotch tape".
We get sad fuckups squinting at pixels on the internet and relying on "muh gut" who then try to claim they're compatriots with people who have actually put themselves at risk to get actual truth out there. That's pathetic. You are not Edward Snowden. You never will be.
Your brain couldn't be any smoother.
To what end? You don't goddamn know, you just know to repeat the words and programmed phrases, beep boop MKULTRA bot.
If you tie any doubt to a specific personality or group, then you're extra retarded.
Most of your conspiracy material is either stuff you don't "really" believe (meaning, you'd be shooting senators at this point, because the crimes you allege are so heinously evil they long crossed 'the line') or they're just harmless, irrelevant hobbyist wankfuel that will never matter in any timeline (like was the moon landing fake? Who gives a fuck, what vindication do you ever think you'll get for that?).
"If a tree falls in a forest". Some random nobody on the internet believing Santa Claus is real is not going to actually matter.
And don't try to play that game where you try to tie legitimacy of schizo shit to the *real* conspiracies that actually have evidence and documentation and mainstream acknowledgement. That's a trick, we all know it. "But but but Covid shots were dangerous, therefore black helicopters machine-gunned the Vegas concert from the sky!" Boooooring.
That's how you sound when you whine and cry with this stupid copy-pasted drivel about how the CIA 'invented the term to discredit you'. Like a bunch of whining jews you'll be whining about this for 2,000 fucking years.
1) If you are so triggered by the term, maybe you should stop calling yourselves conspiracy theorists? You literally congregate in conspiracy forums with "CONSPIRACY" in the fucking name.
2) CIA didn't coin the term, and no, your single page excerpt from the Warren Commission didn't say fuck-all about some kind of 'smear campaign'. You invented that because you kvetching jews actually love this feeling of being persecuted. It's why you invent a conspiracy for *everything*, your entire life is a bizarre Tom Clancy fanfic self-insert.
3) According to you it was 'invented' by the CIA, as I said, in the Warren Commission, which was investigating the JFK assassination. How the fuck does that term 'discredit' you over a conspiracy that everybody believes is a conspiracy?
# *Everybody* believes the JFK assassination was a conspiracy. It's literally in every single pop culture reference imaginable. Family Guy. Simpsons. Men In Black.
The **TERM** doesn't discredit you. It never has.
It's because people can actually see you write your thoughts out.
They can watch your videos and view your photoshops.
They can read your posts.
They can see your personality.
They can watch your reactions to reasonable questions.
And they literally all conclude that you're insufferable, worthless idiots, completely incapable of even defending your own theories that you've pissed away half your life memorizing every worthless made-up 'fact' about. All you ever do is scream.
This is what discredits you and you're too much of an idiot to realize it.
And at the same time, you're baffled as to why nobody cares. Guess what buddy! Nobody will ever care. And even if they cared it will never matter. There's no world where any of you will **EVER** have power, and even if you did, what the fuck are you going to do, huh?
Who exactly are you going to charge for a crime for "Faking The Moon Landing"? Are you going to dig up Neil Armstrong's skeleton and take a shit on it?
What about Sandy Hook? If Sandy Hook was fake, then what it amounted to was a stage play aired on the news. Nobody was hurt. It was all fake. Right? Is 'fooling people' a crime? They didn't even TERK MER GERNZ like you all claimed they would.
You're wasting your life on shit that doesn't fucking matter, and if you can't figure that out after 60 years of accomplishing genuinely NOTHING OF VALUE related to conspiracies, well literally go to actual Hell, because who the fuck needs some total clown who falls for the gayest fakest dumbest shit on the planet? The only people who 'need' you are your Mutual Emotional Support Clowns, where you all share a collective unspoken agreement to always give out hugs and handjobs to each other in order to keep your sad dreams of being some sort of government-threatening superagent badass alive, while in reality time passes and you're actually a fat old sad failed man living in a shitty trailer whose kids don't even call on Christmas anymore. Oooooh yeah the CIA is *real* scared of all the *fuck all* you're gonna do.