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Consume Jizzney's Star Wars (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by USSDefiantJazz on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +39Score on mirror )
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HEXEN on scored.co
1 year ago 17 points (+0 / -0 / +17Score on mirror ) 3 children
I want star wars to be dead so they stop trying. This is embarrassing.

Can they just fucking kill it already? Can this show be the one that jumps the shark?
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Erase99 on scored.co
1 year ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror ) 2 children
It will never "die" because it doesn't need to turn a profit. If Disney needs more money, the federal printers will move as much as they need to Disney's accounts. I don't think they'll ever surrender the IP, and if they do, it will be bought by another, similar organization like Apple.
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deleted 1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
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Auntie_Mildred on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
It's not out of their pockets, though. You have to actually work to earn money. They just print it and give it to their friends and them tax you for working.
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Formerlurker92 on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Hoover vaccumes. Changes hands every 5 years or so. Used to be a solid American brand, now it's Chinese crap with a label. I imagine that's the fate of most ips once Hollywood collapses.
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FN57 on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Is anything that goes to scale.

Small mom and pop shop, does whatever they do with pride. They are successful and get to open a new store. You aren't hiring people who care as much as you do. Even if you get good people, you may not have enough resource and you have to change to a supplier that can meet your needs.
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jubyeonin on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
All the Disney ones jump the shark. This one shits on Anakin by making lesbians make Anakins before Anakin and changed The Force into lesbian witch powers.
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CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Star Wars *is* dead. Now we get to see someone puppeteer its desecrated corpse forever.
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Formerlurker92 on scored.co
1 year ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror )
They took a multi billion dollar brand that printed money and set it on fire, it would seem crazy if you didn't know the real reason
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derkevevin on scored.co
1 year ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
The jews are cruel to their nigger pets. They convince them "Yes, you are beautiful, people want to see this, they will love this." While laughing and rubbing their hands. Then, when they are done playing with their pets, they just drop them like toys and blame white people or something. And then niggers hate us more for it.
Negrifying/destroying our culture and humiliating us while creating more anti white sentiment among the lesser races. Earning a little money back from the show is probably just the icing on their cake.
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PurestEvil on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
Rest in piss, abhorrent, defiling nigger-faggot-kikes.
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MrBaptist on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
Viewers: we love Mando and Babby Yoda, can we have a gorillion more episodes of that?

Disney: ...how about 20+ different shows *not* featuring them?
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BlippiIsAPedo on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Lol this. Mando I think resonated because it, in a sense, represents Christianity in this modern era. Too many people dont realize this
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MrBaptist on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Totally. Mando lives like a warrior monk:
* Works as a bounty hunter but seeks justice rather than wealth, women, fame, etc.
* Follows a strict moral code and does not depart from it willingly
* Looks out for the poor and vulnerable, especially orphans ("foundlings")
* When he breaks his code (for a noble purpose), he goes on a pilgrimage of atonement to a sacred site to be baptised and reaffirm his oath

etc.

...so this is guaranteed to resonate strongly with our people. Magically preggers space lesbos? Not so much.
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DemosDeklan on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Who could watch these ugly, pint sized jigs?
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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
https://communities.win/c/Funny/p/17tKiuwIcB/accurate-af/c
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putinsPuppy on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
das riysis
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USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yes.
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