despite this obviously being made for comedy i think it speaks to a far deeper problem of our racial issues. We are quite simply so fundamentally different that we cannot live together. We have not evolved for the same environment, having selected for the same behaviour patterns, and therefore coexistence will always fuck one group of people over.
Expect to make ugly welds at first, so start on scrap metal that's pretty flat and try to focus on making a straight even weld bead that doesn't make too much in the way of spatter. Once you can do that, look up charts for varying thicknesses and the settings to use and start trying to weld bits of steel together. Mild steel is easier to weld, dont try aluminum until you're very comfortable welding in general.