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posted 23 hours ago by PillarOfWisdom on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +51Score on mirror )
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ctgcwiqc1 on scored.co
23 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Chickens don't eat people because we are too large. They don't like us.
Leporidae on scored.co
9 hours ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Not true. Source: had chickens as a kid.
ctgcwiqc1 on scored.co
9 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
The great late or late great comedian Mitch hedberg had a pretty funny bit about ducks. I believe his statement was he found out duck's opinion of him was strongly connected to if he had food to give them or not. Chickens are the same. They could not care less about you unless you are food or are bringing them food.. food for them is whatever they can handle with their little beaks. Ours kill snakes, mice and grasshoppers crickets scorpions large and small, but they prefer smaller bugs and insects. We've got some pretty good size grasshoppers that some of them don't like to try to eat because they're too big.
Leporidae on scored.co
8 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Haha yeah there may be something to that! I remember chickens wanting to hang out around you, and running towards you or jumping onto your hands, regardless of whether you happened to have food, but those are memories colored by quite a few years, so they may not be reliable.
ctgcwiqc1 on scored.co
3 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Ours huddle around us but get easily distracted by a grasshopper or the false perception of a phantom grasshopper that doesn't exist.
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