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ScipioAfricanus1911 on scored.co
10 hours ago10 points(+0/-0/+10Score on mirror)
Look, a drawer full of brass washers.
"oy vey goy muh bubbie had gorrillions of 24K gold rings in that drawer pay us their value forever!"
Uh.....okay..... but why would the Nazis keep all these valuables in a flimsy wooden drawer? Why not just melt the gold down? Why didn't the guards take this drawer of incredibly valuable treasure when they fled the camp?
"muh zaddie Mosheturbation Machineowitz® was Holocoastered™ 6 gorillion times!"
"oy vey goy muh bubbie had gorrillions of 24K gold rings in that drawer pay us their value forever!"
Uh.....okay..... but why would the Nazis keep all these valuables in a flimsy wooden drawer? Why not just melt the gold down? Why didn't the guards take this drawer of incredibly valuable treasure when they fled the camp?
"muh zaddie Mosheturbation Machineowitz® was Holocoastered™ 6 gorillion times!"