1. Join every church in your area and ask the pastors to hook you up with their supply of trad wives.
2. Join a salsa dancing class, find a girl you like, and give her a firm handshake. Credit to u/devotech2 for coming up with this method.
3. If all else fails just go to the tradwife store. Yeah, its very expensive but its a fool proof strategy. Credit to u/Insurgent for this brilliant idea.
And to all you naysayers who are against having kids, I'm gonna quote u/big_fat_dangus "watchyu scared of lil nigga, just bust a nut in a slut".
Furthermore, I consider that Israel must be destroyed