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Melon-ated people (cdn.videy.co)
posted 9 hours ago by CottonHill on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
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LGBTQIAIDS on scored.co
7 hours ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
For some reason, I've never liked watermelon. I don't know why. Could be to do with the fact that I'm not a nigger.

Recently, I came across the term 'melanoid'. A more polite version of shitskin.

Now I see 'melonated' and I'm thinking 'melonin' and 'melonoid'.

'Kanye West is one drug-addled, porn-addicted melonoid. Only a retarded melonoid would suck his own cousin's dick and then proceed to make a song about it.'
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CottonHill on scored.co
6 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I thought of melon-ated, as in "they ate melons".

It makes sense for people to like what their ancestors ate. Melanated peoples mostly stem from tropical regions that bore high-alkaline fruits.
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LGBTQIAIDS on scored.co
5 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
I agree with preserving the dash now that you've pointed it out. Read as 'melon-ated' rather than 'melonated', it has a double meaning, i.e. referring both to melanin and to eating melon, whereas 'melonated' might obscure the second meaning.

I actually like the term enough that I'll probably start using it on X/Twitter. Thankfully, I see enough about posts about malevolent maniacal mendacious marauding murderous melon-ated mutant mud mutt micro-minded mental-midget monkey menaces that it won't be long before I find the right opportunity.
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CottonHill on scored.co
5 hours ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
you made me laugh out loud with that alliteration
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