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CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
1 year ago9 points(+0/-0/+9Score on mirror)2 children
I honestly almost feel bad for the mutts and assorted abominations they use for these things.
'I finally get to be a model? I knew some day people would see me for the beauty that I have, both inside and out. Thank you, Mr. Shekelstein, for this opportunity.'
'What? No, you're just here to demoralize people.'
Yes, you can tell that thing being ugly enough to scare ravenous wolves off of a fresh kill was the whole point. They shove it in your face almost immediately so you can do a spit take and shit your pants.
'I finally get to be a model? I knew some day people would see me for the beauty that I have, both inside and out. Thank you, Mr. Shekelstein, for this opportunity.'
'What? No, you're just here to demoralize people.'