1 year ago9 points(+0/-0/+9Score on mirror)2 children
I honestly almost feel bad for the mutts and assorted abominations they use for these things.
'I finally get to be a model? I knew some day people would see me for the beauty that I have, both inside and out. Thank you, Mr. Shekelstein, for this opportunity.'
'What? No, you're just here to demoralize people.'
Yes, you can tell that thing being ugly enough to scare ravenous wolves off of a fresh kill was the whole point. They shove it in your face almost immediately so you can do a spit take and shit your pants.
1 year ago2 points(+0/-0/+2Score on mirror)1 child
I’m surprised sophie (they/them) didn’t have some medical brace contraption to assist raising xers disabled hand and a voice synthesizer with volume control to project xer voice across the classroom. How was she even breathing without her portable iron lung? Also I can’t believe nobody was wearing a mask in that entire class room????? WOW.
ugly mutt aside, the technology itself seems to have made inroads lately. i'd like to see niggerfatiguegpt next, but i know it wont come from apple ever.
'I finally get to be a model? I knew some day people would see me for the beauty that I have, both inside and out. Thank you, Mr. Shekelstein, for this opportunity.'
'What? No, you're just here to demoralize people.'