Peasant Crusade
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Insert bell curve meme here.
* “Grug no like long nose people. They stand in way of Grug religion. Must destroy before carry out holy deeds, otherwise what happen at home while Grug gone?” **~ Grug Peasantson**
* “OY VEY YOU CAN’T JUST KILL US WE DINDU NUFFIN THIS IS RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION!” **~ Shlomo Shekelstein**
* “[Germans] had been so nice to [Jews], from 1905 on, when the first Communist revolution in Russia failed, and the Jews had to scramble out of Russia, they all went to Germany. And Germany gave them refuge. And they were treated very nicely. And [in WW1] they had sold Germany down the river [with the Balfour Declaration] for no reason at all other than the fact that they wanted Palestine as a so-called “Jewish commonwealth.’” **~ Benjamin Freedman**
* “Grug no like long nose people. They stand in way of Grug religion. Must destroy before carry out holy deeds, otherwise what happen at home while Grug gone?” **~ Grug Peasantson**
* “OY VEY YOU CAN’T JUST KILL US WE DINDU NUFFIN THIS IS RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION!” **~ Shlomo Shekelstein**
* “[Germans] had been so nice to [Jews], from 1905 on, when the first Communist revolution in Russia failed, and the Jews had to scramble out of Russia, they all went to Germany. And Germany gave them refuge. And they were treated very nicely. And [in WW1] they had sold Germany down the river [with the Balfour Declaration] for no reason at all other than the fact that they wanted Palestine as a so-called “Jewish commonwealth.’” **~ Benjamin Freedman**
They probably got over charged by shylock.
That being said, the peasants under his command where not all that smart or competent, they basically got destroyed/dispersed shortly after reaching the holy land, before the actual crusaders got there, just like the Dirlewanger brigade in Poland, iirc.
Peter survives though.