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In West Africa, haak-gwais are mixing bone dust with drugs, among all sorts of other things. Why? Because fentanyl can be found in the bones of deceased fentanyl users. They are learning the environmentally friendly, sustainable art of recycling.
One can see the incredible intelligence of groids at work in how they mix drugs with battery acid, an obvious pick-me-up to positively kickstart the day: unfortunately, negativity is also included, but HIV positivity positively solves that problem; with soap powder, a good way to cleanse the body of last night's gorilla dinner; and anti-retrovirals. Why get high when I can both get high and do my part to fight AIDS at the same time?
What does the Science (that we must all trust, praise be upon the Science) say about this? The amount of fentanyl in the bones of deceased fentanyl users would not be enough to get high. But think about it: if we got *enough* bone dust from high-quality sources... maybe some haak-gwais can get high for free?
Now imagine how much fentanyl is inside that filthy haak-gwai Groyd's bones? They are probably pure, unadulterated fentanyl by this point. You wouldn't need more than a pinprick of that to get higher than an astronaut on Mars while on both fentanyl and crack to reach yet greater heights still. No one has yet surpassed Groyd's level, there has been no greater master than Master Groyd, but an eager, fastidious student can supplant the Master by building on his Master's successes. A young haak-gwai needs to step up and utilize this golden opportunity. Master Groyd's bone dust is the skeleton key to becoming the highest haak-gwai in the history of niggerdom. Follow his way and live by his teachings.
*That* is why his coffin is a muhfuggin' loot box. Because any haak-gwai that opens it will find pure, unadulterated fentanyl. Forget about grinding bones to make bread. He'll be grinding bones to make millions of dollars to get all the chains and rims and sheet that he needs. That haak-gwai will be a real muhfuggin' baller. You don't need to be a haak-gwai to see that that is truly the greatest loot box of all time.
Some samples have been found to contain anti-retrovirals, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, caffeine, cough suppressant dextromethorphan, pain killer acetaminophen, plasticizers, and myriad other substances. The media also reports bone dust. This proves that haak-gwais everywhere possess great intelligence and wisdom everywhere, not merely in West Africa.
Haak-gwais have learned the value of diversity. Diversity makes... drugs... great. Diversity is our greatest strength.
To surpass Master Groyd, the haak-gwai must follow the Master's Way, the Great Way of Fentanyl, but he must also learn from his cousins in southern Africa the lesser-known Great Way of Nyaope.
The Great Way of Fentanyl will lead him to such lands as those of Guinea, Liberia, Sierra Leone, China, Mexico, and the United States. The Great Way of Nyaope will lead him to such lands as those of Zimbabwe and South Africa. He must overcome many demons in such lands: among them, the tokoloshe and the feared wypipo. He will encounter many other enemies on the Way, such as the wearers of bulletproof charms and the sorcerers that practice all kinds of juju.
We do not call juju 'black magic' for nothing. For it is the magic of the haak-gwai.
Many a haak-gwai has tried and failed to discover these Ways: they have eaten their own arms, beheaded their own children after mistaking them for demons. The minds of these haak-gwais are too weak: they hallucinate, they go out of their minds. Only one with a mind of Groyd's calibre can survive and reign supreme.
Only when he has walked these paths will he be ready to surpass the Master, and reach new highs that will lead him out of this solar system.