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posted 1 year ago by Coronelington on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +28Score on mirror )
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TacosForTrump on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
[fascinating](https://theconversation.com/kush-what-is-this-dangerous-new-west-african-drug-that-supposedly-contains-human-bones-220608)
BongBongGo on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
Indeed. Nyaope, a drug cocktail prevalent in southern Africa, is predominantly composed of heroin, but samples testing has revealed heterogeneity of composition.

Some samples have been found to contain anti-retrovirals, barbiturates, benzodiazepines, caffeine, cough suppressant dextromethorphan, pain killer acetaminophen, plasticizers, and myriad other substances. The media also reports bone dust. This proves that haak-gwais everywhere possess great intelligence and wisdom everywhere, not merely in West Africa.

Haak-gwais have learned the value of diversity. Diversity makes... drugs... great. Diversity is our greatest strength.

To surpass Master Groyd, the haak-gwai must follow the Master's Way, the Great Way of Fentanyl, but he must also learn from his cousins in southern Africa the lesser-known Great Way of Nyaope.

The Great Way of Fentanyl will lead him to such lands as those of Guinea, Liberia, Sierra Leone, China, Mexico, and the United States. The Great Way of Nyaope will lead him to such lands as those of Zimbabwe and South Africa. He must overcome many demons in such lands: among them, the tokoloshe and the feared wypipo. He will encounter many other enemies on the Way, such as the wearers of bulletproof charms and the sorcerers that practice all kinds of juju.

We do not call juju 'black magic' for nothing. For it is the magic of the haak-gwai.

Many a haak-gwai has tried and failed to discover these Ways: they have eaten their own arms, beheaded their own children after mistaking them for demons. The minds of these haak-gwais are too weak: they hallucinate, they go out of their minds. Only one with a mind of Groyd's calibre can survive and reign supreme.

Only when he has walked these paths will he be ready to surpass the Master, and reach new highs that will lead him out of this solar system.
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