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SicilianOmega on scored.co
1 year ago 18 points (+0 / -0 / +18Score on mirror ) 2 children
Yes. Werner von Braun invented time travel, and Hitler ordered that instead of using this technology to gain an advantage in the war, that the Wermacht use it to spread sonnenrads throughout history. "That will show those jews," Hitler reportedly said to Goebbels.
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Erase99 on scored.co
1 year ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror )
"BÜt mein fÜhrer" said Goebbles, "woÜldnt it be better to kill oÜr enemies in the past so we don't have to kill them in the fÜtÜre?" Hitler brushed him off. "Oh pooh! Don't talk to me that stÜff!" Then he sipped some lite beer. He instantly spat it out! "Why was this invented" he nazied.
WitchHunterSiegfried on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
DUH HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF DIE GLOCKE?! Hitler was just going back in time to do a little trolling with it OBVIOUSLY.
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