"BÜt mein fÜhrer" said Goebbles, "woÜldnt it be better to kill oÜr enemies in the past so we don't have to kill them in the fÜtÜre?" Hitler brushed him off. "Oh pooh! Don't talk to me that stÜff!" Then he sipped some lite beer. He instantly spat it out! "Why was this invented" he nazied.