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posted 1 year ago by XBX_X on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +21Score on mirror )
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 22 points (+0 / -0 / +22Score on mirror ) 2 children
then airdrop them.
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror ) 1 child
*"Change of plans, Pablo. You ever gone skydiving?"*
NoRefunds2 on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
What's skyding?

It's like landing

derjudenjager on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
No parachutespleasey
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Trajano on scored.co
1 year ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 1 child
You have chosen tariffs then.
TallestSkil on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
[They have chosen Polk’s dream, then.](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/46c7928b-c9ad-4470-b5e0-872d66c879b4/dj0wykp-7ffde69b-3fd4-4b96-a0f4-b6f079230332.png/v1/fill/w_1920,h_1008,q_80,strp/the_second_mexican_american_war_by_mintlints_dj0wykp-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTAwOCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzQ2Yzc5MjhiLWM5YWQtNDQ3MC1iNWUwLTg3MmQ2NmM4NzliNFwvZGowd3lrcC03ZmZkZTY5Yi0zZmQ0LTRiOTYtYTBmNC1iNmYwNzkyMzAzMzIucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTE5MjAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.iZSCZ4PGkGt295EYfUxjVdzy5CYHGl0ABRKeppFxYvI)
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
*"No, no. No refunds, sénior. You keep, okay?"*
konoplya on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
if the planes were bound for guatemala what the fuck does mexico have to do with anything?
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 2 children
No, you misread. Two flight to Guatemala were successful, but the flight bound for Mexico was blocked.
BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
Guatemala is close enough. Pablo can walk.
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Agreed. We have Howard Air Force Base (Panama), Soto Cano Air Base (Honduras), and Natal Air Force Base (Brazil).

Land the planes there and march them out the front gate. Not our problem beyond that.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Just take em to Texas and push em across the border that Mexico isn't guarding.
BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I'd rather they take at least a week and a chance at dying before walking back over.

Until we institute a lead-based border security policy, that is.
konoplya on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
oh yeah ok, i had to reread it.
wankingisgay on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
"Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum"

a phrase like that should be illegal
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
It certainly isn't natural to say. In fact, 37 presidential candidates -- *real Mexicans* -- were assassinated so she could "win."

Even though though the candidates had announced their runs, had raised funds, held rallies, and were properly registered, here's USA Today denying the claim because "technically" [those assassinated were local and state politicians](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/06/13/mexico-candidates-president-37-killed-fact-check/74076471007/).

Yes, they were local and state-level politicians ... *who were running for president!*

No doubt this bitch is Killary's idol.



JWHuntsmann on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Catapults it is!
SFAM1A on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I *like* the way you think
CanticleFlugelhorn on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
This problem was inevitable. Jokes aside, what is the actual solution?
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
> what is the actual solution?

Read the other comments here. We can fly them to our bases deep in Latin America (technically U.S. soil) and walk them out the front gate. We can also encourage them to surrender themselves for deportation in exchange for no jail time. Supposedly, a few thousand have self-deported, but that's obviously nothing compared to the millions here. We should also continue with workplace raids and employer fines.

That said, [Trump never deported more than 350k in his entire first term.](https://apnews.com/article/trump-mass-deportations-immigration-844f3050ba99552b900ed9f3a1dec22d) Ironically, Obama deported more, 432k, the highest on record.
BellaAlex on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+1 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
People turned away at the border were listed as deportees under Obama. The numbers are misleading.
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Pfft. LOL. I wouldn't doubt it.
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