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posted 1 year ago by XBX_X on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +46Score on mirror )
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TallestSkil on scored.co
1 year ago 22 points (+0 / -0 / +22Score on mirror ) 2 children
1. Faggot never read the books at all. Aragorn held the ghosts’ oath fulfilled after merely freeing some coastal Gondorian towns, netting them the ships they needed to rally a civilian white army to sail to Minas Tirith.
2. Let’s find out if the H-1Bs are immortal, then. Mandatory gunshot upon registering to come here.
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror ) 1 child
> Faggot never read the books at all.

Like most, I'm sure he only watched the movies and never knew the books existed.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Everyone talks up the movies as though they're the second coming, especially since We Wuz Rangs released, but they're pretty shit.

You can totally see the beginning of woke infiltration in which characters are changed and which stuff is cut. Half the stuff that happens makes no sense unless you've read the books and know what they're trying to do.

They're the James Cameron Avatar movies but in Middle Zealand.
kd5ywa on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
The whole theater (well, most of the women) erupted when that "I am no man" line was said in the third movie. It made me sick.
bobbacringo on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
That was such a stupid scene.
Mellop on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 2 children
If these faggots actually read the books, they'd find them very "problematic".

The Numenoreans and their descendants are, quite literally, the master race among the humans. They're more accomplished in every way, and those of pure blood could live for hundreds of years.

The orcs are "swarthy", and there's orc-human half-breed abominations.

The dwarves have a hebrew-inspired language, are all bearded and lust for wealth. They're also the only humanoids who were not created by the God of Tolkien's world, but by a lesser deity. And they're barred from sharing the same afterlife as humans, they go to the Halls of Mandos instead.
So do the Elves, but Elves get reincarnated.
XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
> The dwarves have a hebrew-inspired language, are all bearded and lust for wealth.

No, no. You're thinking about *Star Trek.* That's the [Ferengi](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/5/51/Sneed.png/revision/latest?cb=20230224025028&path-prefix=en) ... right?

No, wait. You're thinking about the [goblins](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/e/e3/Gringotts_Head_Goblin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100214234030) in *Harry Potter* who own Gringotts Wizarding Bank. Right?

Hmm. Funny how they all start to blend, huh? 🤣
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