1 year ago22 points(+0/-0/+22Score on mirror)2 children
1. Faggot never read the books at all. Aragorn held the ghosts’ oath fulfilled after merely freeing some coastal Gondorian towns, netting them the ships they needed to rally a civilian white army to sail to Minas Tirith.
2. Let’s find out if the H-1Bs are immortal, then. Mandatory gunshot upon registering to come here.
1 year ago3 points(+0/-0/+3Score on mirror)1 child
Everyone talks up the movies as though they're the second coming, especially since We Wuz Rangs released, but they're pretty shit.
You can totally see the beginning of woke infiltration in which characters are changed and which stuff is cut. Half the stuff that happens makes no sense unless you've read the books and know what they're trying to do.
They're the James Cameron Avatar movies but in Middle Zealand.
1 year ago6 points(+0/-0/+6Score on mirror)2 children
If these faggots actually read the books, they'd find them very "problematic".
The Numenoreans and their descendants are, quite literally, the master race among the humans. They're more accomplished in every way, and those of pure blood could live for hundreds of years.
The orcs are "swarthy", and there's orc-human half-breed abominations.
The dwarves have a hebrew-inspired language, are all bearded and lust for wealth. They're also the only humanoids who were not created by the God of Tolkien's world, but by a lesser deity. And they're barred from sharing the same afterlife as humans, they go to the Halls of Mandos instead.
So do the Elves, but Elves get reincarnated.
> The dwarves have a hebrew-inspired language, are all bearded and lust for wealth.
No, no. You're thinking about *Star Trek.* That's the [Ferengi](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/5/51/Sneed.png/revision/latest?cb=20230224025028&path-prefix=en) ... right?
No, wait. You're thinking about the [goblins](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/e/e3/Gringotts_Head_Goblin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100214234030) in *Harry Potter* who own Gringotts Wizarding Bank. Right?
The people of dunharrow pledged to aid gondor in the first war against sauron but stayed home and did jack shit, thus cursing them to undeath until their oath was fulfilled. Aragorn was basically giving them a chance to honour their oath and finally let them rest.
There's probably a better example, but comparing Aragorn to a landlord collecting his late rent payment from a bunch of deadbeat freeloaders would be a better comparison.