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Top kek (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by somerandomname on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +25Score on mirror )
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Yggdrasill on scored.co
1 year ago 18 points (+0 / -0 / +18Score on mirror ) 3 children
“St. Michael is a great angel, one of the top guys. Straight out of central casting.”



“Mr. President, would you say St. Michael is your favorite angel?”



“Well there’s so many great angels, it’d be tough for me to choose. You know you’ve got your Old Testament and your New, both great books, I’d be hard pressed to choose a favorite.”



“Well let’s just say as a thought experiment, would you choose Michael? Maybe Gabriel? Raphael?”



“Gabriel is very good, they say he’s also very handsome. Great guy. Raphael, also very good. It’d just be tough for me to choose a single angel, they’re all so good, and the entire book, both books really, if you think about it, both books are so good. The best really, when you look at the history of it. I mean, these are some really important books, you know? Just so important, I’m not sur- you know what? I’m not supposed to say this, the people in the back? I call them the fake news media, they’re going to have a field day with this one. I’d even go as far as to say…that western civilization…would not be what it is today without those books. You just look at ‘em and you say, ‘there’s something about these books!’”


“Thank you for your time Mr. President.”
Candelabro14 on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
Lel, someone has watched too many Trump rallies. Its a good assessment of his answers though.
AshenWyvern on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
That was a really entertaining read. Thanks.

E: I also have an artist's depiction of Yggdrasil on my car's gay computer dashboard: https://viking-herald.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/photos/shares/Yggdrasil_tree_branches_1_-_The_Viking_Herald.jpg

I had to modify it a bit to get the "analog" clock centered correctly. It looks cool.
Yggdrasill on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Nice 🤙🏻
deleted 1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
TakenusernameA on scored.co
1 year ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 2 children
Unfortunately, out of all the jewed candidates running for president of ZOG, Zognald is somehow the least jewed.
Candelabro14 on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
I find him hilarious but he is basically owned by Miriam Adelson. I don't think he knows how zogged he is, I think he legit has the best intentions but his ego was subverted by Zionists. So I reluctantly like the guy, but also think all of his actions are subverted to favor jews, which makes him impossible to view as a true leader.
TakenusernameA on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
My analysis is the same as yours, I think he isnt a knowing traitor, but he also is far too trusting of people who hate him.
deleted 1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
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