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“Mr. President, would you say St. Michael is your favorite angel?”
“Well there’s so many great angels, it’d be tough for me to choose. You know you’ve got your Old Testament and your New, both great books, I’d be hard pressed to choose a favorite.”
“Well let’s just say as a thought experiment, would you choose Michael? Maybe Gabriel? Raphael?”
“Gabriel is very good, they say he’s also very handsome. Great guy. Raphael, also very good. It’d just be tough for me to choose a single angel, they’re all so good, and the entire book, both books really, if you think about it, both books are so good. The best really, when you look at the history of it. I mean, these are some really important books, you know? Just so important, I’m not sur- you know what? I’m not supposed to say this, the people in the back? I call them the fake news media, they’re going to have a field day with this one. I’d even go as far as to say…that western civilization…would not be what it is today without those books. You just look at ‘em and you say, ‘there’s something about these books!’”
“Thank you for your time Mr. President.”
E: I also have an artist's depiction of Yggdrasil on my car's gay computer dashboard: https://viking-herald.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/photos/shares/Yggdrasil_tree_branches_1_-_The_Viking_Herald.jpg
I had to modify it a bit to get the "analog" clock centered correctly. It looks cool.