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Men who read (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by MLJFireDragon747 on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +39Score on mirror )
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XBX_X on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Ask that bitch to name one book that isn't Harry Potter, Twilight, or 50 Shades.

Right. Tell her you have a PhD. You can literally make shit up if you sell it with enough confidence. WTF does she know?
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they-see-me-trollin on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
back in the day, we'd make shit up all the time with girls. the more outlandish, the better. like who wants to lie to a girl about being an investment banker or a doctor or some shit?

my go-to was that i said i was a gravity inspector, and i'd drone on about how i worked with USGS and it was really important work... that i'd disappear for weeks at a time for world travel, have to go skydiving with a wingsuit over volcanoes with a bunch of sensors strapped to my body. just sell it with enough confidence.

and i smashed like a fucking warlord.

> wait, after all i've told you, you still don't believe me? here, come back to my place and you can even see the suit.

like shooting fish in a barrel
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