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back in the day, we'd make shit up all the time with girls. the more outlandish, the better. like who wants to lie to a girl about being an investment banker or a doctor or some shit?

my go-to was that i said i was a gravity inspector, and i'd drone on about how i worked with USGS and it was really important work... that i'd disappear for weeks at a time for world travel, have to go skydiving with a wingsuit over volcanoes with a bunch of sensors strapped to my body. just sell it with enough confidence.

and i smashed like a fucking warlord.

> wait, after all i've told you, you still don't believe me? here, come back to my place and you can even see the suit.

like shooting fish in a barrel