Just walk backwards lmao it's that easy
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*"I shudder to even think of this now. I remember they used to take jews, sometimes 3 or 4 at a time and make them sit in this large bowl (that sometimes had feces in it). An ordained nazi SS priest of germania would come in, say a prayer and pulled the lever, and the jew catapult would roar to life. Meshuga!"*
*"For a few brief seconds, my dreidal brothers must have felt free as they flew over the walls of the concentration camp. But the nazis had cleverly surrounded Buchenwald with lava the night before which they manufactured in the gas chamber."*
*"I only survived by jumping from couch to couch, and would sometimes throw pillows down to create lily pads."*
*"I can still hear the screams. They crunched up like crispy bacon."*
*"For a few brief seconds, my dreidal brothers must have felt free as they flew over the walls of the concentration camp. But the nazis had cleverly surrounded Buchenwald with lava the night before which they manufactured in the gas chamber."*
*"I only survived by jumping from couch to couch, and would sometimes throw pillows down to create lily pads."*
*"I can still hear the screams. They crunched up like crispy bacon."*
> although room existed, the Jews were crowded together to an appalling extent, and in practically every room there was a pile of garbage in one corner which was also used as a latrine. The Jews were only forced to desist from their nastiness and clean up the mess by the threat of the butt ends of rifles. Of course, I know the expression ‘lost tribes of Israel’ applied to the tribes which disappeared — not to the tribe of Judah from which the current sons of bitches are descended. However, it is my personal opinion that this too is a lost tribe — lost to all decency.
> This camp was established in what had been a German hospital. The buildings were therefore in a good state of repair when the Jews arrived but were in a bad state of repair when we arrived, because these Jewish DP's, or at least a majority of them, have no sense of human relationships. They decline, when practicable, to use latrines, preferring to relieve themselves on the floor [...] We entered the synagogue, which was packed with the greatest stinking bunch of humanity I have ever seen. When we got about half way up, the head rabbi, who was dressed in a fur hat similar to that worn by Henry VIII of England, and in a surplice heavily embroidered and very filthy, came down and met the General [...] The smell was so terrible that I almost fainted, and actually about three hours later, lost my lunch as the result of remembering it. From here we went to the Headquarters of the XX Corps, where General Craig gave us an excellent lunch which I, however, was unable to partake of, owing to my nausea.