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*"I shudder to even think of this now. I remember they used to take jews, sometimes 3 or 4 at a time and make them sit in this large bowl (that sometimes had feces in it). An ordained nazi SS priest of germania would come in, say a prayer and pulled the lever, and the jew catapult would roar to life. Meshuga!"*

*"For a few brief seconds, my dreidal brothers must have felt free as they flew over the walls of the concentration camp. But the nazis had cleverly surrounded Buchenwald with lava the night before which they manufactured in the gas chamber."*

*"I only survived by jumping from couch to couch, and would sometimes throw pillows down to create lily pads."*

*"I can still hear the screams. They crunched up like crispy bacon."*