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posted 1 year ago by Coronelington on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +94Score on mirror )
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31 comments:
Karaiman on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Crow is slang for gipsy in romanian.
Since gipsies are black, steal things and are loud.
TakenusernameA on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Which is an insult to crows, those birds are ridiculously smart.

Whenever I go to the park in fall, theres always a small murder of them foraging, and they have one guy perched up on top of a pavilion to look out for the others. They also allegedly can befriend wolves.
Karaiman on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Afaik, other than Vlad here, no romanian has a problem with literal crows 🤣🤣.
Interesting, I agree yeah, they're nice animals.
PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Thanks for posting this. I befriended a family of crows by feeding them shelled peanuts or small nugget dog food. They're a lot of fun.
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 3 children
Caw! Caw!!!!!! Caaaaawwwwwwwewwewwe!

Morning: caw caw caw

Afternoon: cawwwww caaaawwwwwww

Night: caw caw

You will need an air gun and some .22 pellets
Karaiman on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Soo. They're good animals.
PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Yes sir! Damn right. They're cool.
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Then you should move and live by the county landfill. Its full of the fuckers.
deleted 1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Make friends with the magpipes. They are cool. Everyone knows cats are the biggest assholes on the planet so stop covering their asses.
PillarOfWisdom on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
You take that back you fuckin monster!!! Crows are cool if you are cool to them. Be an asshoe, they be asshoes.
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
I hate crows

In my line of work you have to listen to the fucking things all day.
Coronelington on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 3 children
says the guy who thinks mowing grass is homosexual. deserved.
Karaiman on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
Imagine having grass instead of using that space to grow food upon.
What a joke.
Lawns are a joke. Grow tomatoes.and Raise a fence.
BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Have fun walking through a tick habitat every time you check your mailbox. There's a reason every farmhouse I've ever seen had a lawn separating the house from the fields.
Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Are you telling me you don't have a driveway? no deck, footpath, not even a gravel road connecting your house to the main-road? What kind of third world country are you living in? Walking over a lawn is just stupid, even if perfectly maintained you can bet you'll step on a murder snail and get disgusting slime allover your shoes.
BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Imagine having a deck or footpath instead of using that space to grow food upon.
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
It is. Real men have livestock eating their grass and turning it into meat.

But you don't mow your own grass. You're one of those fools who complains about illegal aliens but has spics doing your house chores and yard work for you?
Coronelington on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
no
Karaiman on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yes. Take the 'everybody has chickens' pill.
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Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
I grew up near a heavily utilized rail line and now live in the forest. Trust me on this one, you can get used to any type of noise pollution. Right in the middle of a conversation a train would pass by, just stay silent for a minute then continue were it dropped off soon as the train is gone.

I take crows over trains any day.
OstFronter on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
I kinda miss the sound of trains at 4 AM.
Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
With good insulation you don't hear any outside noise while inside. 👌

That said, the trains were half a mile away but the birds sit right outside the windows singing as soon as there's sunlight, which here above the arctic circle is 24x7. Hence why you get used to it, it's always there. I'd react more to silence when the birds shut up, that's when you know a bad storm is about to begin.
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