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0/10 advice. I spent my teenage years being a passive cuck and that did not work out well at all.

You have to actually talk to them before they acknowledge your existence. I think it's how they filter the betas out. I've noticed that they won't even look in my direction until I have said hello. After the first greeting then they'll look over constantly assuming they want some.

Unfortunately for them I'm saving myself for marriage so these demon infested succubi are merely getting teased by my imposing and very attractive uber-masculinity. Jesus help them.

For the record, this kid asked a girl out and she said yes. He was asking wtf he should do next, as if the answer isn't fucking obvious. The thread was filled with cretins saying he sexually harassed her and who told long winded stories about their grand sexual exploits.

What I don't understand, bare with me, is all this interjection, trust me, interrupting the flow of his own, I'm being serious now, sentences.

Zyklon all the redditors

What the Cinnamon Toast Fuck did I just read

This is the most gay retarded cucked shit I've ever heard. Here's what you actually do: Approach women, and approach them all. Approach the ones you don't even care about first, so you dont care about failure. Simultaneously flirt with them and treat them like your sister. What this means functionally is that you bounce some compliments off them, you tease them about their negative and positive qualities, you don't be afraid of patting them on the shoulder, don't be afraid of leading them by the hand, and when you've decided youve had a good time you go home or start hanging out with the boys.

Take the womans phone number, if you want to pursue her, "take her out", if you wan't to keep looking, simply "meet up" instead. Repeat every weekend, you'll figure them out in no time.

Women are essentially a mechanical device with quantum emotional properties. This is why, for a woman, 2 + 2 can sometimes equal 0. The two 2's are actually positive and negative particle pairs and can annihilate themselves at any time for any reason.

Man I'm glad I'm old and married. When I was young all I did was tell girls they were pretty and I'd usually get a phone number. You can tell these fags are fat and ugly just by the way they type.

"just be a stalker, frienderino."

>be white


>try to have sex


You did a heckin' uh-oh, son.

Technically, he’s not wrong, even though this is F&G. HERE ME OUT frens.

He’s a degenerate POS judging by his response, and well, he’s a redditor. For most of the women he’s able to get, or at least think he has a chance with, he’s probably right in his “approach”. PUN INTENDED.

Now, for a normal decent female, which is honestly getting rarer and rarer to find, he’s a fuking idiot, and I thank God for it. He’s just a degenerate cuck who waits around for leftovers, and pretends that he actually gives a shit about women’s rights, and best interest to get the ugly coal burning fat chicks with nose rings.

u/praisebetoscience

Hello fair brother,

You have the most amusing, comprehensive and delightfully loquacious takes. Good brother, please read this advice and ruminate aloud for us.

Good tidings and peace,

a fair brother.

Hahaha. That is the gayest shit ever. I wonder if thier wives' boyfriends have as much sex as they do. LoLz

This has to be satire, right? There’s no way anyone can think this is legitimate advice. This Redditor basically wants men to act like women and women to act like men lmao. Real advice would be to exercise caution when approaching women because you never know if they’re crazy or not these days.

thats satire right? right?!?

This is more than just innocent stupidity. I believe this is actually organized malevolence. They are attacking the young and impressionable. God save any young man who is lost and finds them.