How much more time do you need to spend in the basement before you finally venture upstairs and interact with sunlight? **Give a percentage.**
How many more years of lurking in the shadows and contemplating life as a lone doomer need to pass before finally mustering the courage to say "hi" to a girl? **Give an approximate number, factoring in memes and existential dread.**
How many more days of skipping showers (or which specific stages of odor) need to be reached before a basement dweller finally decides it's time to practice basic hygiene? **Give a number.**
Thanks for admitting everything I said is right, coward.
How does it feel living life on a loop? Robot.
>IT HAS TO CHANGE BECAUSE I SAY SO
>YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS
>MAYBE TOMORROW TWO PLUS TWO WON’T EQUAL FOUR
>WHAT THEN, BIGOT
Kill yourself, coward.
You hate truth so much that you can’t even keep your own narrative straight. For fuck’s sake, you’re an embarrassment to your cubicle block.
How much more time do you need to spend in the basement before you finally venture upstairs and interact with sunlight? **Give a percentage.**
How many more years of lurking in the shadows and contemplating life as a lone doomer need to pass before finally mustering the courage to say "hi" to a girl? **Give an approximate number, factoring in memes and existential dread.**
How many more days of skipping showers (or which specific stages of odor) need to be reached before a basement dweller finally decides it's time to practice basic hygiene? **Give a number.**