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ScallionPancake on scored.co
1 year ago0 points(+0/-0)1 child
> Proving me right every waking moment
How much more time do you need to spend in the basement before you finally venture upstairs and interact with sunlight? **Give a percentage.**
How many more years of lurking in the shadows and contemplating life as a lone doomer need to pass before finally mustering the courage to say "hi" to a girl? **Give an approximate number, factoring in memes and existential dread.**
How many more days of skipping showers (or which specific stages of odor) need to be reached before a basement dweller finally decides it's time to practice basic hygiene? **Give a number.**
How much more time do you need to spend in the basement before you finally venture upstairs and interact with sunlight? **Give a percentage.**
How many more years of lurking in the shadows and contemplating life as a lone doomer need to pass before finally mustering the courage to say "hi" to a girl? **Give an approximate number, factoring in memes and existential dread.**
How many more days of skipping showers (or which specific stages of odor) need to be reached before a basement dweller finally decides it's time to practice basic hygiene? **Give a number.**
>when
>NOOOO U NO CAN ASK THAT U BASEMENT
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