"GET this shot"
"Why"
"SO you don't get tetanus"
"Whats tetanus"
"Oh its horrible it makes you die horribly"
"Where's it come from"
"From a bacteria"
"Where's the bacteria come from"
"FROM EVERYWHERE that's why you need this shot"
"Then why isn't everyone sick?"
"Oh ppl get sick just not anyone you know"
"SO it's a bacterial infection?"
"Yes super scary"
"And the bacteria is everywhere, but only affects some ppl, but everyone should get the shot?"
"Yes exactly and another shot every few years just to be safe."
"Man sounds scary. I hope I don't catch tetanus from someone else"
"Oh you cant."
"But it's a bacteria"
"Yep"
"And bacteria can spread from people to people"
"Not this one"
"Why not?"
"Idk lol just take it"
"What?"
"What?"
I've looked into it a few times because I get cut by rusty shit like once a year and the "pro shot" side essentially just boils down to "you'll literally die if you get cut by rusty metal and don't have the shot."