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Parasite: I live inside you, cat. Since I require you for the survival of my kind, I will ensure that others will substitute you in place of offspring of their own.
Cat: You indeed live inside me, parasite. But I too will benefit from others substituting me in place of offspring of their own. I will therefore help to spread the existence of your kind, through my droppings and urine. We are more alike than previously thought.
Parasite: Now I live inside you, human. But our relationship will not be symbiotic. It will be one of pure parasitism. You will not reproduce. You *will* take care of cats. You will, indirectly, take care of my kind, and ensure that we and our cat slaves shall one day rule the planet.
> In the United States alone, cats kill an average of over 2 billion birds and 12 billion mammals each year.
I have looked at solutions to this problem, such as a 24/7 cat curfew. However, the only realistic solution seems to be the total abolition of cat ownership, combined with a serious reduction in the number of cats in the wild. If any link can be established between toxoplasmosis and anti-natalism in humans, that makes this even more imperative.
The notion is comedic: imagine if human extinction was as uneventful as every woman becoming a childless 'cat lady'. No wars, nothing... just a pandemic of childless, parasite-infested cat ladies. They could start giving their cats dummies, start pushing their cats in prams, start putting them in 'cat care centres', all of which are former childcare centres, while they're out working.
Whatever the case, toxoplasmosis is giving the yids a run for their money. Maybe the yids have learned more than a thing or two from it.
Furthermore, people should forget whatever they were told about the Holocaust: cats are orders of magnitude worse than Hollywood Nazis in terms of the sheer destruction that they wrought. Even Hollywood Nazis couldn't dream of 'ovening' twelve *billion* yids and two billion other undesirables in one year. Yep, I've given esteemed Hollywood film director Schlomo Circumstein the nucleus of his next movie script, to be entitled: *Twelve Billion Jews, One Oven*. "In the six years of World War II... the Nazis... ovened *sixty billion* Jews... never again!"
Personally, I prefer *true* diversity: birds and lizards, in particular, rather than having the false diversity of cats that might *look* different but that *all* have the same destructive tendencies and parasites. That diversity is like taking a 100% nigfuxated sports team and calling it 'diverse'. Yes, they might come from different African countries or tribes, but anyone with sufficient intelligence sees that they're all niggers just the same.