Consume Product

I've fucking had it with sites/stores that want you to "sign up" and or "create an account" with them just to buy their wares.

Fuck you. You have my address, you have my money... why do you want me to be on your gay little web 2.0 social platform, *"muh fuckin membership!"*

You can't just buy shit anymore. Everyone, even brick and mortar stores... *"Do you want to sign up for our rewards program?"*

No, mother fucker. I'd rather you sell me the ware at the cheapest price without having to jump through zoglandias social media/usury experiment.

Sell it to me! I have the shekels!

*"No, no, no... We want your money AND information now... so we can sell it later when we get in financial trouble... I mean, so you get (((deals)))."*

Further compounded is the B&M's unwillingness to compete, as half their stock isn't even inside their store anymore... *"Oh, we can order it online for you, lets just make an account!"*

Son of a bitch! NO! It's on the shelf, sell me that one! I want the display model!

*"Well, you see, our display models are actually manufactured and owned by a 3rd party company and they want all of them back when we stop selling the item...."*

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!

I fucked up and didn't download them all.

Who can share them?