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Earlier this week some of the guys on a job site needed some stuff so of course as the apprentice I got sent to get it.

I arrived at the warehouse and a semi was at the receiving dock. He pulled forward, then backed up again. I park by the office door and he gets out.

The driver was this strange mystery meat. Looked like 1/3 jeet, 1/3 Central American, and 1/3 East African. He was wearing flip-flops. What kind of moron wears flip-flops when they drive semis to warehouses and jobsites for a living?

Anyways, he had missed the dock, so he had to go forward and back up for a third time. I go into the office, get the stuff I needed, and see the warehouse manager yelling out the dock that he missed the mark again. The jeet gets into his truck, and pulls forward and backs up to the dock for a FOURTH time! The warehouse manager was not happy.

I was parked about 15 feet from the jeet-semi, so I got the hell out of there before he somehow backed his semi into my truck. He's probably still there trying to back up to the dock.

So much for doing the jobs Americans can't do.