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Qwunzavious Sayveun, this velcro-haired specimen, is obviously a shrewd dealer, and was possibly even aspiring to be a drug chemist; that is, until the racist police interfered with his dreams of turning his life around. He was simply unable to make a living from selling his homegrown velcro, and he wanted to move up in the world. You can tell that he is high-IQ: he is even wearing white, just like a lab coat.

Ignore the spider web tattoo on his neck, that sign of having been incarcerated. You would so obviously trust whatever drugs this high-IQ chemist created in his laboratory. He would surely create fentanyl as pure as George Floyd's fentanyl bone dust.