That's right, buy "precious" metals with your "useless" dollars, moron!
Mr. Shekelberg will "tax" you with a market premium at purchase, and then "tax" you with a service fee upon selling. Then, of course, Uncle Sam will come by to finish you off. They fuck you at both ends, so they eat your appreciation the whole time you're holding, and they have your "useless" cash in between. Smart move, goy. You've REALLY figured out how to beat Mr. Shekelberg at his own game! 🤣
Edit: Oh, and the IRS taxes gold sales at 28%, which is HIGHER than standard capital gains. Super Mega IQ move!