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steele2 on scored.co
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TIL: Why US Marines are suicide jumping en-mass from carriers:
1. Trump wanted to save money by decommissioning supply ships... then iran destroyed all of our land-based supply networks... so now our troops are literally starving, without hygiene, without coffee and without letters from home. Some marines are gaunt after loosing over 20 pounds that they couldn't afford to lose. Parents of these starving Marines have mail-bombed Pete Hegseth and Trump about this crisis. Hegseth responded by calling all of the parents liars. Trump responded saying the surviving Marines deserve more hardship and starvation to thicken their skin. US carriers now have 24 hour patrols to stop the marines from suicide-jumping.
2. Trump removed all the Christian Chaplins from the US Navy carriers to save money to give to israel. Marines are expected to seek spiritual counseling from Jack Daniels or methamphetamine.
1. Trump wanted to save money by decommissioning supply ships... then iran destroyed all of our land-based supply networks... so now our troops are literally starving, without hygiene, without coffee and without letters from home. Some marines are gaunt after loosing over 20 pounds that they couldn't afford to lose. Parents of these starving Marines have mail-bombed Pete Hegseth and Trump about this crisis. Hegseth responded by calling all of the parents liars. Trump responded saying the surviving Marines deserve more hardship and starvation to thicken their skin. US carriers now have 24 hour patrols to stop the marines from suicide-jumping.
2. Trump removed all the Christian Chaplins from the US Navy carriers to save money to give to israel. Marines are expected to seek spiritual counseling from Jack Daniels or methamphetamine.