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Me too brother. I’m in my 50’s, I’ve never owned a cellphone. I’ve had a few employers offer to buy me one and pay the monthly fees, I declined. I saw my first cell phone in 1985. I was dating a girl and her dad was a real estate agent. He had one and was so proud of it. The coverage was shit and you had to lug around a battery backpack to use it. I recall him once telling me that if I worked hard, someday maybe I could afford one. I saw the greatest propaganda and society destroying tool ever invented. They had just made us read ‘1985’ in school. I swore I would never have one, and I haven’t.

If you want to talk to me, leave a message on my tape machine. I check it on Sundays, so it might take a week before I see your message. I’m like Charlie, from Charlie’s Angels. I call you. You can’t call me.