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True Black History: The flying pyramids of Cannibal Obama and Cleopatshaniqua defeated a gazillion Whiteys in the Wakandan World War by disintegrating them with laser and plasma guns.

But because they were so civilized, the Wakandan forces mercifully spared some Whiteys, and even taught them how to bathe and wear clothes. Later on, Africa had become so advanced that the Black Race had transcended war itself, and had become a truly pacifistic land where crime and violence were extinguished.

The Whiteys slowly built their way up from sticks and rocks and created primitive weapons of war, and thus when they invaded the pacifistic lands of Africa again, their primitive weapons of war defeated the Africans, who had been accustomed to no longer using their laser and plasma guns after centuries, if not millennia, of peace. By laying down their superior weapons of war, they had no weapons of war, and thus lost to the primitive weapons of war of the Whiteys.

The Whiteys then built large cranes and simply picked up the infrastructure of Africa and set it down in Europe. Then they took large amounts of its mineral wealth with said cranes, and set that too down in Europe. Finally, they successfully brainwashed the Africans so that today's Africans have no idea about this True Black History. It is the greatest cover-up of all time. They took all of our infrastructure and resources.

Now they even say that the work of the esteemed rapper Tray von Beatsmartin was in fact the work of a Whitey, and other ludicrous things that no free-thinking Black Kang or Kween actually believes. One day, we will build up our laser and plasma guns again and disintegrate all of the Whiteys, and this time we will not be merciful to any at all. Then we will have had our redemption arc, with Wakanda, flying pyramids, laser and plasma guns forever, and no Whiteys left to one day take them all from us again.

They weren't even the ancient Egyptians lmao

we are all children of Yakub.

I've heard of nigger indians. Apparently some niggers escaped off the slave ships near the shores in southern states and ran to indian tribes and were taken in and next thing you know there were nigger indians. Maybe the real downfall of native american indians, not blankets full of small pox.

Don't forget Shakespeare.