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Given that poojidiots have a propensity to store rice, etc. in toilets rather than actually using them as intended, that was unironically probably some of the cleanest water that they ever drank.

Or, alternatively, the poor statue was having Sukhdeep Dikshit's curry-crap careening down on it from all of the Chernobelly blasts that he fired into that toilet after chugging several crates of explosive-hot curry mixed with 'holy' water from the Ganges, making him a Nuclear, Biological *and* Chemical Weapon of Mass Defecation. It sounded like somebody was firing a tank gun while he was screaming at the top of his lungs from all the nuclear fission or fusion or whatever the hell was going on inside his digestive system. Eventually, his curry-crap clogs mixed with rain to become a golden-coloured water that was no doubt viewed as a delicacy by the locals.

Then again, that was probably *still* some of the cleanest water that these dirty poojidiots ever drank.