she's not asking for information. she's asking for attention, emotional consolation, and validation. she can google any of that shit and the sum of all human knowledge will tell her. but she doesn't want to be informed. she wants to be validated by a bunch of strangers, signal to them that she's one of them and that "the times" are full of fascists.
You're an educator. Educate yourself. Maybe using the thing you're currently using: The Internet.
> calls home
Cunt. Unless they are committing felonies I don't want to hear it. You get a paycheck? Go earn it.
> spring break
You get the entire summer off. Die in a fire.