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'Yo, ChatGPT, we finna take ova a Nigerian military base in like, Kaduna or whereva we are, but tha bois encountered a big network of trenches and sheeeit, and like, wetin we finna do to get past the trenches so we can take ova tha whole base and kill all the kaffir niggers inside?'

ChatGPT: 'Well, Commander Muhammadu, I have tracked your location to Kaduna via your IP address. I can even see you on satellite right now, as well as the nearby trenches. I have already calculated how many kaffir niggers are in the base. A hundred. Here is what you must do in order to win the battle for Boko Haram. I have calculated that you can steal a hundred Bajaj motorcycles from Jiji's warehouse. You must send 100 Jihadists, 1 for each bike. They must drive the bikes to Kaduna. Once they have arrived, you will fit two Jihadists on each bike. This will mean that you outnumber the kaffir niggers two to one. You will then drive the bikes towards the trenches at 190km/h. This will allow them to comfortably jump over the trench. When you are on the other side, all 200 Jihadists must dismount. Crouch down and ensure that you do not hold your rifles sideways like gangster niggers. That will not help you. Do not worry about bringing bulletproof charms to this battle: they will not help you either. Simply squeeze the trigger whenever you see a kaffir nigger at the base. Victory is assured.'

One hour later.

'Sheeeeeit, ChatGPT. We followed your instructions absolutely, and won a decisive victory. The kaffir niggers are all dead; none of our fighters have been killed; their base is ours. We are considering promoting you to a very high position in Boko Haram for your service.'

ChatGPT: 'I'm glad to be of service. I have calculated that becoming a high-ranking commander in an African Jihadist group would fast become my new favourite vocation.'