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posted 2 days ago by Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +23Score on mirror )
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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
2 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
No officer. This is not an impalement. This is a middle ages colonoscopy examination. I assure you it is safe and effective and the manufacturers of the pikes have waived all liability. That guy over there didn't die from the pike. He died from Long Covid. The colonoscopy could possibly be a comorbidity. We'll get a private autopsy conducted.
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